Café-Mocha-Vodka-Valium Latte – Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt – Casual Top

🤣 Caffeine, Chaos & a Dash of Liquid Courage!
When life gets overwhelming, this tee says it all — “Café Mocha Vodka Valium Latte.” The perfect blend of caffeine, chaos, and sarcasm for coffee lovers who cope with humor and a little something extra.

💡 Why You’ll Love It

Perfect shirt for caffeine addicts and chaos survivors
Soft cotton blend you’ll never want to take off
Gets laughs everywhere — baristas will love you
Makes a funny gift for friends, coworkers, or your favorite hot mess
Exclusive Ro Ho Radical Rags design — humor brewed fresh!

📏 Size Chart

Size	Width (inches)	Length (inches)
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

Classic fit • Tear-away label • 100% cotton

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not bleach or iron directly on design
Wash inside-out to preserve print quality

👕 Product Details

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) | 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
Material: 100% U.S. cotton (select colors may vary)
Blends: 50/50 or 90/10 cotton/poly depending on color
Fit: Classic fit with ribbed collar
Construction: Taped neck & shoulders for durability
Label: Tear-away tag for comfort

🌎 Sustainable Manufacturing

Made with 100% U.S. cotton
Low-impact OEKO-TEX® dyes
Produced in WRAP-certified facilities
Member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

🚚 Shipping Info

Orders ship within 3–7 business days after production
Most U.S. orders arrive within 6–12 business days
International orders may take longer due to customs clearance
Tracking information will be emailed once your order ships

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💰 Returns & Refund Policy

We fix any misprint, damage, or incorrect item at no cost — report within 30 days of delivery.
Made-to-order items aren’t returnable for size or color preference.

Need help? Email support@rohoradicalrags.com

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